Mon–Sat 7AM–7PM | Emergency? We don't sleep.
📞 (555) PIPE-DREAM ✉️ info@pipedreamplumbing.fake
⭐ 4.9 STARS ON GOOGLE — "SOMEHOW"

We Fix What
Your Husband Made Worse.

Family-owned and operated since 1987. We've seen things. We've fixed things. We've seen things that should never have been attempted. We fixed those too.

🚨 Emergency? Call Now See Our Services
37 Years of Experience
12,000+ Toilets Rescued
0 Houses We've Flooded*

*This calendar year. The 2019 incident was a "learning opportunity."

🚨 PLUMBING EMERGENCY? We're on our way. Average response time: 23 minutes. Average time to explain to your spouse what happened: 2–3 business days. CALL NOW
WHAT WE DO

Our Services

From minor drips to major catastrophes. We've handled it all. Some of it even legally.

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Leak Repair

That drip keeping you up at 3 AM? That's not a ghost. It's a pipe. We fix both, but the pipe is cheaper.

From $89
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Toilet Rescue

We've pulled things out of toilets that would make a grown man cry. Action figures, phones, a wedding ring (twice). No judgment. Just results.

From $120
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Pipe Replacement

Your pipes are older than your marriage. Let that sink in. We'll replace them with pipes that actually respect you.

From $350
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Water Heater Install

Cold showers build character. But you don't need that much character. We'll get you hot water in 24 hours or your cold shower is free.

From $800
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Drain Cleaning

Your drain is clogged with "mystery substance." We don't ask questions. We just fix it. Some things are better left unknown.

From $95
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Emergency Service

Water coming through the ceiling? Toilet overflowing at Thanksgiving? We've been there. We'll be there again. 24/7, 365, no holidays off.

From $150 + "the look"
ABOUT US

Family Owned. Problem Fixed.

Founded in 1987 by Big Mike Thornton after he flooded his own kitchen trying to fix the garbage disposal with a fork. He figured if he was going to break things professionally, he should at least get paid for it.

Today, Pipe Dream is run by Big Mike and his two sons, Lil' Mike and Not-Mike (Greg). Greg still hasn't forgiven his father for the name thing.

We're licensed, bonded, insured, and emotionally available. We show up on time. We clean up after ourselves. We don't judge your plumbing choices. We've seen worse. Trust us.

37 Years in Business
4.9 Google Rating
2½ Generations of Mikes
Big Mike, Lil' Mike & Not-Mike (Greg) — the Pipe Dream team

"We're not just a team. We're a family. Greg is still upset about the name."

✓ Licensed ✓ Bonded ✓ Insured ✓ Emotionally Available
REVIEWS

What Our Customers Say

Real reviews from real people. We only made up the names. And the situations. But the feelings are real.

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"I called at 2 AM because my toilet was making sounds that can only be described as 'demonic.' They showed up in 20 minutes. The toilet is now silent. I am at peace."

Karen T. Verified Toilet Owner
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"My husband tried to fix the sink himself. Three trips to Home Depot and one flooded kitchen later, Pipe Dream saved our marriage. I mean our plumbing. Both, actually."

Linda R. Survivor of DIY Plumbing
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"They pulled a rubber duck, two matchbox cars, and what I can only describe as 'evidence' out of my drain. Didn't ask questions. True professionals."

Dave M. Father of Three (Suspects)
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"Four stars because Big Mike ate my leftover pizza while waiting for the water heater to heat up. Five stars because the water heater works perfectly now. Complicated feelings."

Steve P. Pizza Was Pepperoni
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"I don't even have plumbing issues. I just call them to hang out. Big Mike gives great life advice. Not-Mike is quieter but you can tell he's thinking deep thoughts."

Patricia W. Regular Caller & Friend
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"They fixed my pipes, organized my garage, and Lil' Mike taught my son how to throw a spiral. I didn't ask for the last two. They just did it. 10/10."

Marcus J. Unexpected Life Improvements
PRICING

Simple, Honest Pricing

No hidden fees. No surprises. No "while we're here, we noticed..." upsells. Okay, maybe one upsell. But it's a good one.

The Drip

For small jobs that aren't emergencies but are definitely annoying.

Starting at $89 per visit
  • ✓ Leak repair
  • ✓ Faucet installation
  • ✓ Minor drain clearing
  • ✓ Free judgment of your DIY attempts
  • ✓ We'll pretend we didn't see that
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MOST POPULAR

The Flood

For when it's bad. Like, really bad. Like "call your insurance" bad.

Starting at $350 per job
  • ✓ Everything in The Drip
  • ✓ Pipe replacement
  • ✓ Water heater service
  • ✓ Emergency response (24/7)
  • ✓ Emotional support during crisis
  • ✓ We'll explain it to your spouse
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The Full Reno

For when you want to start over. In the bathroom. And maybe the kitchen. And that weird pipe in the basement.

Starting at $2,500 per project
  • ✓ Everything in The Flood
  • ✓ Full bathroom remodel
  • ✓ Kitchen plumbing
  • ✓ Basement waterproofing
  • ✓ Big Mike's personal guarantee
  • ✓ Free pizza (we eat it, but it's the thought)
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The Pipe Dream Promise

If we can't fix your plumbing, you don't pay. If we make it worse, we fix the worse part for free. If Big Mike eats your food, you get 10% off. These are the rules. We didn't make them up. Okay, we made them up. But we stand by them.

GET IN TOUCH

Let's Fix This.

Tell us what's broken. We'll tell you how much. No obligation. No pressure. No weird upsells. Just honest plumbing advice from people who genuinely enjoy crawling under houses.

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Visit Us 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
(We're in the back, past the water heater display)
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Hours Mon–Sat: 7 AM – 7 PM
Emergency: 24/7 (yes, even holidays)

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We'll respond within 1 hour. Unless it's 3 AM. Then it's 15 minutes because Big Mike doesn't sleep.